These conversations happened within a few hours of each other, and I should throw out there that Kellan and Brittney (my brother and cousin, respectively) did not talk to each other during those few hours in between.
Me: I'm gonna go make some muffins.
Kellan: You're gonna go make some weapons?
Me: No, muffins! Dumbass.
*Later that day*
Me: Brittney, would you like a muffin?
Brittney: A...what?
Me: A muffin. I made them today, they're delicious.
Brittney: Oh, I thought you said "weapon".
Me: ...Really?
Is it...is it me?
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